Yesterday (12/03/08) Masuimi lost her umbilical cord! Finally! That thing stunk worst then her poop does, and it was crusty n bloody too. She's coming along very well, and she's a very good baby hardly ever cries. She just slumps her little body on any shoulder she can and passes out! lol.
Masuimi Max Everitt born 11/18/2008 @ 4:31am. Weighing in at 8lbs 5ounces & 20inches long, she was the most beautiful baby born that day! Thank you EVERYBODY for your support, thoughts, and prayers. Now just wish us luck as parents!
Tomorrow (11/17/2008) Jessica and I will be checking in to St Josephs hospital in Santa Ana at around 5am. Its inducing time! Wish us luck on welcoming Baby Masuimi!
That's right everybody, temporarily I've changed the name to 'Bondage Babe of the Week' to make way for Emily Marilyn. Pinup, Bondage, and Fetish model Emily Marilyn is widely accepted and respected as one of the top 10 to ever do it in her profession. She's always kept it classy, which is why I chose her.
One month away from our 2 yr Anniversary from the day we closed our doors at Tower #143 on December 17th, 2006. Pretty fuckin crazy that we've managed (for the most part) to meet up every month, on the second Monday of the month, for RSM (or Redstripe Monday). Why do we call it RSM? Because we hang out, catch up, and get toasted on some Red Stripe beer. Tradition is tradition, so get over it.
This RSM was special in itself though. It marked two things, one being Elsa's Great Return from Oregon, but most of all Veronica (one of my former managers, better known as 'Boss Lady') is moving away from us to start her own family! That jerk! lol, I kid, I kid... I hope next month we're all going to be able to make it to RSM. Few shout outs though before I go. First, congrats to El Jefe Jeff-e for finding a Mrs Bellew. And secondly, congrats to Bobbo and Brit on their engagement! Wish I were getting married in Vegas! Hope you guys will make it in December.
It's been a while now since Me and a certain electronics retail chain parted ways, but I still can't help but feel like I've left a few good soldiers behind. lol.
Tim, you are one of them, not because of the way you have that perfect lumberjack beard, or those warm cozie hugs that never want to let go, but its that goddamn beautiful tattoo of yours that brings a smile to my face every time I see it. And for that I solute you.
As you should be able to tell by now, I'm usually a little late with my updates, but I DO update and that's whats important damnit! Anywayz, this Halloween we had a "haunted trail" at Jessica's mom's house. Asia (my sister, who on occasion is known to pee on her phones) was nice enough to miss out on her own Halloween fun to come and help us set up and line people up for the tour through the trail. Jessica was the Hostess, and lead groups of people through the maze. It ran through the backyard, in through the back patio, back out through the yard where at the end I was hidden behind some trees with a chainsaw to chase the trick or treaters out! Doogie (Jessica's lil sister) was strapped to a bed screaming her head off playing her part as the girl from the Exorcist. While her mom was hidden in the room behind a TV with static playing on it, dressed as the girl from The Ring, and would come out and follow people out of the room. We had about 10 little kids crying about half way through the maze, a gay guy almost crapped his pants, and most of the adults who were giggling throughout the trail skipped a heart beat when it was my turn (as Leatherface) to jump out from behind some trees with a chainsaw running in their face!
It was definitely a fun Halloween, we're in the talks of doing it again next year. So Jessica and I hit up all the Walgreens and CVS's for those 75% off post-Halloween sales! I'll keep ya'll posted next year if it goes down again, cuz shit, we didn't do all that work and prep for nothin!
Zack & Miri Make A Porno. You're done reading the title now, so why haven't you left to go see this shit?!? I'm telling you, it's C-O-M-E-D-Y! If you didn't know, this is a film written & directed by Kevin Smith. Dont know who that is? Go check out Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, or Clerks II (he's Silent Bob). If you've seen Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, and Superbad, then I promise you this is yet another movie you're gonna love. Stars include Jason Mewes (Clerks II), Seth Rogen (Knocked Up), Jason Long (Strange Wilderness), Craig Robinson (The Office, tv show), Katie Morgan (Whore of the Rings 2), and Traci Lords (infamous Porn Star). Go see it.
Since 2006 this Busty Babe of the Week has been featured in OVER 50 Adult Films, and hasn't shown signs of slowing down yet! Miss Angelina Valentine has secured her position as the Babe of the Week, not necessarily the best looking, but with those tatts who could go wrong? Want more of Angelina Valentine, then check out 'Liquid Gold 16' for some of her nasty action.
Why should this even be a matter worth voting for? Was there a Proposition 32 that we had to vote on to eliminate slavery or allow interracial marriage?
For those of you voting YES on Prop 8, can you really convince me or even yourself that your vote is because you believe in preserving the marriage "tradition"? If I can recall correctly, marriage used to be something two people would do to prove their undying love for one another, a symbolic promise to one another to love "until death do us part". So why isn't there a Proposition to eliminate divorces? I mean, if us straight, interracial, traditional, god-loving Americans can't seem to fully comprehend the true meaning of marriage, then why is it such a big deal? Man & Woman? Woman & Woman? Man & Man?
In today's day and age, it's hard to believe I'm seeing what I'm seeing. I mean I've always known it to be true, History does repeat itself. Grow up America. Start being faithful to your partner. Love unconditionally. Stop divorce. And don't worry about the next couple.
I've already done my part, voted by mail a week ago. Hopefully with all of you "concerned" Americans out there, who take it upon yourselves to constantly shit talk Bush (who was oddly re-elected), and jibber jabber on and on about those in IRAQ, and who love to debate about who will be the next President of the United States, will A-C-T-U-A-L-L-Y take 20 minutes out of your day to vote for change.
Now don't take what I just said up the butt. And also don't take it as me encouraging you to vote for Obama. Yes, I certainly did, but I voted because I'm not just another shit-talking American who won't stand up for what he or she believes in.
Voice your opinion. You want to bitch about gas? Then why didnt you vote. Wonder how the hell Bush got re-elected? Well now's your chance to make sure we have a suitable leader. Get it together America(ns), we only get one chance for change for the next 4 years...
We just had our 3rd, and I believe FINAL baby shower for Masuimi. Jessica's mom threw a suprise shower, Jessica was sooo shocked to find out I could keep a secret from her for that long! But I can.
Here's just a few pix of the fun afternoon. Thank you Grandma Debbie & Grandpa Tony!
Born March of 1987, I am a Pisces. Grew up in Lakewood, CA and just recently migrated over to the OC to live with my girlfriend (and soon to be baby's momma!). You can visit me on MySpace @ www.MySpace.com/RealKenji!
