Masuimi Jr Please Meet Masuimi Sr

 
 
 
 

Masuimi (adult version), thank you for being such a nice person... in person! I'm sure the alcohol helps to unwind, but you were definitely a trooper when finding out we named our daughter after you! Masuimi (Jr.), meet the beautiful model that helped inspired your name, she even signed a poster for you that we're gonna frame!

Where was I fortunate enough to meet Ms Max (the adult verson)? This past Saturday at Bordello, a pretty low-key burlesque inspired bar/stage room where Jessica and I enjoyed a few drinks, a little dance, and some sexy burlesque. We hope to go to the Latex Cabaret Runway Show that Masuimi Max is headlining on 02.27.2009.


-Kenjizz.blogspot.com

WTF?!?

 

I salute you, man or boy, as courageous as you were to respond back to those seven white letters of insult not necessarily directed at you, but you became a hero to me as I left a stool in the bathroom of the Circuit City in Orange. I salute you for your wittiness, your cleverness, and your cometicness... You are my idol.

-Sincerely,
Kenjizz

Bathroom Games

 
 
 
 
So a while back I started taking pictures of myself with my cell phone while I was dropping the kids off at the pool. FINALLY someone plays the game with me! erDICK, I hope that one day, when the nation is one, and we as the people of the United States of America can not worry about unemployment rates, that we can ALL engage in my Bathroom Games, so long as you're IN (verizon customers only plz... i aint tryin to pay for shit... why do i wanna pay for it, if its FREE!).
Friends, loved ones, even enemies and strangers, we can all have a little fun and send a pic of you on the john to 714-421-2524

One love,
Kenjizz.blogspot.com

11 Weeks

 
 
 
 


My lil Masuimi Max Everitt is officially 11 Weeks old today, isn't that a thought and a half? She's a chunkster, eating every second of her waking moments, and pooping right before she heads off into a deep slumber. It's fun and exciting to watch her learn small thins, like grabbing everything she can and putting it in her mouth, when before she couldnt even control her arms! If you engage in conversation with her, she'll make noises as if she's talking back with you, and she'll even attempt to sing along when you sing to her. Being a parent comes with a lot of responsibilities, but honestly its not as hard as it seems or looks... lol, at least not YET!


-Kenjizz

Thats Right, I Got Em!

 
 
 


I got the Beats By Dre headphones a few weeks ago, and who better to model them for me than my little Masumo? Can't believe I got them, and almost for half the price... thank you CRAIGSLIST!!! Hahaha. Anywayz, is anyone even checking this blog out anymore? It's been like what? two months since I've posted anything worth, or not worth, reading!? Well I'm back, just to let you homo's know-though.

-Kenjizz